One Lucky day it happend like that...

I awoke to the savage beeping of my alarm in my mobile @ 4:30 in the morning. I whip out blindly with my arm until I find it and then threw it into bloody submissive silence. I roll over and started to drift back off to sleep. I lay there for what seems like forever and yet I cant get back to sleep... This is my daily activity to get up from the bed... though this is a routine i am used to it...

With a sour moan I drag myself out of bed and into the bathroom, while brushing my teeth. I jerk awake, I had fallen asleep standing before the washbasin brush being in my mouth and heard some messy noise very louder near to  my place... it seemed as if someone is quarelling. Confused I walked down the hall to the front door after a face-wash.

I opened the door and peered out cautiously. It was still dark out and you could see the faint glow of dawn on the horizon. I blinked a bit clearing the sleep out of my eyes. I shook my head a bit, trying to get the image I was seeing out of my head.
Standing far from me are two guys... they are quite possibly someone i had ever seen in this area... because most of the faces and figures are well know to my eyes...They are stepping towards my place...
Still i cannot see the clear image of those guys...what all i can see is one guy holding a cigar in his hand and the smoke is coming out like that of a smoke oozing out from an engine of a train that runs with coal...
No one woke up except  myself....  probably these guys must have been observing me since a long time...

As mine is the only opened door in the whole colony... they came nearer to my place... I was awaiting whats gonna happen? These faces are unknown to me.. Having heard that people are getting robbed still I kept my door opened.

A thought went in my mind as one can see in a typical Indian movie... Whatever hero does that goes well... I thought like there is gonna be an action scene for few minutes and at-last  these guys will be taken in an ambulance of a Govt. Hospital... I can see the slideshow of my favorite action hero's brooslie & JackieChan being played...
Suddenly I felt a paining cheek.. I was rubbing my cheek and it did not take much time for me to realize that I am on the floor and its from the floor i am trying to wake up...
I was not given a chance to speak...they zipped my mouth with a plaster... they searched all around the house but they found none as I was single and staying far from my family...
Fortunately or Unfortunately my cousin was not there with me on that day... He visits me on every weekend...
Luckily i was made to sit on the couch in the hall... which is one of my favorite places... I do love the place for watching movies sleeping on it...
One of these guys switched on the tv...
It was set to the channel Zoom and now Katrina kaif's item song sheela sheela ki jawani is on it...
The guy who was handling the remote started pressing the plus symbol of volume button on the remote and  started increasing the volume...
The other guy shouted at him to switch off the tv and this guy replied like... people around may think that this fellow has switched on the tv and no one can suspect us...
I thought of appreciating for his idea or atleast i wanted to say... what an idea? sirji...
He kept the volume a bit low and they started discussing...

Manythings went on in my mind...
Are they planning to kidnap me or something like that? or will they steal money or some of my possessions?
I generally don't have a habit of keeping my money in my room or i never let my wallet full...
Banks are there to take care of Money...
As my dad is a bank manager, I have a positive look over banks...
I have a habit of collecting currency from different countries... He might find only few as i gifted most of them to my dad on his Birthday.
So they have no option to take money or valuable possessions from me.If at all they find debit-cards,they may ask me to give the pin... atleast for that they have to open my mouth... once if they unzip my mouth no one can stop me...i can  manage....
Meanwhile I heard the guy saying We'l take this sharma to our room... and you get the breakfast for him then we can take him to the marriage at the temple.

I did not understand... about who are they talking to? I wanted to question them...
Isnt that for money you are doing this?? gimme a chance to speak...
Sharma is a general word that can be used for a brahmin.
Do they want me to read those sacred mantras for a marriage? then I am not the one they are searching for...
Are they from Bhajarangadal or shivasena so that they wanted me to get my married to someone?
I am not ready and i never followed a girl and if yes is the case no one has seen it...

Suddenly they turned towards me and showed a pic...
It is a pic of a girl,who might be around 20 yrs...
A Photographer in me woke-up... and he started analysing the photo...
The pic was taken in close-up.. might be in a photo studio.. for a marriage...
small editings in the photoshop may help look this beauty more beautiful...
They have removed the plaster that they stick to my mouth...
They asked me about the gir... I said I neither know this girl and no other detials I can give you as i have not seen her before but...
they are staring at me...
I said she is beautiful... :)
They are good in on way they did not start acting on me....
They asked my name... I replied...
one of the guys questioned me...
Aren't you Rahul Sharma?? I said who the hell is rahul sharma?
I am so and so... working for so and so.. without me completing my statements,
they started saying sorry...
I shouted... are you mad? what the hell do you think of yourself?
Is this the way to do things? you should get the guys photo not the girls...

One of the guys fetched me a glass of water and tried making me cool....
I was drinking water...
He narrated the actual story... Then I got the clear picture of what has happened.
Phone started buzzing... its mot my ringtone...
They got a call from the girl saying that Rahul sharma has agreed for marriage and they are on the way to the temple.
I was angry by looking at their face ...
They seemed to be good friends of the girl and they did not treat me in a very bad way but a slap and they zipping my mouth is the only thing i did not like.

So... excused the guys... One of the guy who handled the remote asked me "You wanna join us for the marriage?" I joined them and started to marriage from my room.... Their plan is good... brought a Omini.. which is best suited for a kidnap...
Attended the marriage... No elders were there... a love marriage.. that too girls friends came to take the guy...
Its awesome.. :)

After the marrige, the two guys introduced me to Mr.RahulSharma and Mrs.Rahulsharma...they explained each and everything.. They begged  my pardon and thanked me for attending the marriage...

I said that's fine and Wished them a Happy Married Life and left the place.
Before leaving the place,I asked Rahul Sharma for his address... Everything is fine including the door number except the name and block...

D-block is where I stay...but Someone has written D-block instead of P-block.
The guys were extremely sorry for what had happened...
I said bye and left from the temple.

While I was walking back to my room... I started thinking...
Things went on very funnily...
How come one can kidnap someone just by knowing the address?
Its a lucky day for me...

The guys are good... if they have treated me in a  bad way... things would have been different.
I cannot stop my laughter whenever I think of this incident.
Everything ended in a good way and they were listed in my good buddy's list.